San Francisco Pride | Where It Gets Interesting

Saturday| Shopping:Foreplay:Fights

Saturday morning we woke up fairly early and had us some salsa eggs and sprite. Phillip was hung the hell over not wanting to be up at 10 in the morning but I was all in his mother fucking ear bright and early waking him up! So we were going to this Tea Dance Pool Party and we were going to go shopping and let our hair down cause thats hardly ever when we both get to do that. We were going to start drinking very early and try to have cocktails in our hands before noon but we didn't meet our goal cause there was an important phone call that came through... so we didn't leave until a little after noon. The whole reason we were going out though was to buy me some trunks to look cute in at the Tea Dance.

HARVEYS!!!! Yes we went back for round 2 at the good ol corner restaurant where we saw Falcon model Derrick Hanson as well as a Randy Blue exclusive that I could not remember the name of. Then walked around looking in all the hot ass underwear stores. We then went to the famous HOT COOKIE shop in the castro. Let me tell you just how fierce this place is. All the boys that work there are absolutely gorgeous and they make the best home made cookies which come in fun shapes like cock and boobs. I took this chance to stop and flirt with this gorgeous baker who was putting a fresh batch of cookies in the oven. After getting us a bag of cookies which I forced Phillip to help me eat, we kept walking and found this hot little designer shop which I ended up buying my swimming trunks from (which was just a dark pair of booty shorts). This asian boy came out from trying on a suit and as she walked to the front counter she was giving you America's Next Top Model with her little catwalk. Phillip would whisper "Pussy Pussy Pussy" as she would walk and then when he would turn around and look, Phillip would pretend to look at something on the racks. We decided to eat a Barracuda which is this lovely place that had pink bottomless mimosa's which were fucking amazing and it got us so much more fucked up. When we finished lunch we heard some music as we were leaving coming from next door. I was like "lets go in here and get one more drink" but John didn't want to but said he would meet us at the bookstore down the street so we went in. As we were drinking and dancing the house down this hot lesbian comes and starts to dance with Phillip and then said "You boys are fierce, I am a bartender here so come by tonight around 8 and I will hook you up!"

So after that we left and headed back to the house. We get to the house and are both just totally drunk already (keep in mind it's around 2 in the afternoon). We go upstairs and Phillip sits on the toilet to go pee and I am on the floor in front of the bath room with my pants around my ankles just laughing our asses off at nothing in particular. Then next thing I know I wake up on the floor beside the couch with no idea how I got there and see Phillip in the dining room on his computer. It was like 9 at night then which means we slept right through the Tea Dance but I didn't let that ruin anything, I sure did jump right up and yell to Phillip to start getting his ass ready.

As we are getting ready I am texting my friends Trevor Jayden and Cody Hart to see where they are so we can meet up with them. Let me just take this moment to tell you how much I adore these boys and it made the night all that more interesting to meet up with them later that evening. MUAH! So we get dropped off near the Castro and start heading to the hot spots when I realize that I left my wallet at the house. FREAKING OUT....I call Jon and ask him to run it to me as we wait on the corner he dropped us off at. I know I know I need to stay off the corner these days. Once I got my wallet we were on the way to meet up with the boys which was more of a task then it sounds because it was super packed on the street and we were coming form two different directions. Once we met up with Trevor and Cody I was surprised to see that they were with my friends Syren and Godiva as well who are two of my favorite drag queens from vegas. We start heading to Lime which was the bar Phillip and I was at earlier. The whole walk there people were cat calling at Syren and Godiva....I was holding Phillips hand while making out with Trevor and Cody which was super hot!

When we got to the bar I ordered 3 shots and 3 cocktails right off the bat to get us started which only cost 5 dollars because we saw our little girl friend from earlier there. Before I know it Cody had bought me another round and then I bought another round, I look over and see Phillip giving some asian woman a lap dance and giving her husband dirty looks. It was fucking awesome. I had already gotten Godiva so fucked up she was passing her drinks to other people while I wasn't looking so she didn't have to drink anymore. At one point Phillip and I did our fake fighting routine where we throw our hands above our head and swing them back and forth but the stupid bitch had crawled up on the booth to be taller and ended up hitting her hand on the mirror. HAHA! We hung out at Lime for quite some time because it was such a fierce spot. I continued being nasty naughty boy with my boys Cody and Trevor and Phillip made his way around to all the hot boys in the place. Around midnight we decided to head out and hit up the next spot.

On the way to the next spot we were all a little hungry so we stopped at the little hot dog stands to get us some hot dogs. I had only wanted one or two but ended up having to buy 6 of them because I shared one with Phillip, gave one to Godiva, shared one with the boys, then threw two of them at people who had something to say about our group. Granted we were quite the spectacle...two big ol drag queens two queeny ass boys and then a marine and a fire fighter. We were bound to get something said about us but once I heard it all bets were off. I hit one dude right in the back of the head with the hot dog which made him turn around and I was just waiting for him to say something but he didn't. Wise man! When we finished eating we headed to The Bar on Castro St but I got separated form the group because I got pulled aside like 5 or 6 times by boys who recognized me from movies and wanted to take photos with me. Once I found the group they were in line for The Bar and informed me that it was 20 a head to get in but by this point I was shit faced drunk and was not paying to get in anywhere. I grabbed Phillips hand and we walked right to the front of the line where I informed them that I was KYLE FOXXX and that as a performer I was not paying to get in when it would benefit them to have me there AND THEY LET US IN. Phillip and I were like WHOA! that is fucking fierce. This is where we lost the rest of the group because they didn't wanna pay 20 a head to get in and I couldn't blame them.

So Phillip and I go to the bar to grab two more shots and two more cocktails (like we needed them) and made our way to the restroom. While waiting in the enormous line Phillip starts talking to this girl about how bad he had to piss and she dared him to piss in this cup to which he did. After filling the cup with piss he looked from side to side before gracefully setting it down on the floor. It was hilarious. We still waited in line because I had to piss and because I'm such a big bitch I couldn't get away with pissing in a cup without being spotted. While in line there was this girl that I thought was really fucking hott and Phillip commenced to telling me I'm a tranny chaser because she looked like a tranny. This isn't the first time he has screamed that at me in the middle of a bar, now granted I do enjoy the occasional hookup with a hot tranny but I do not consider myself a tranny chaser. After pissing I was walking to the sink and slipped and busted my ass but only after hitting the urinal on my way down. Some what in pain I told Phillip that I was just far to drunk and we had to go which he didn't argue because at this time we were falling all over each other. As we were walking down the street there was quite a bit of activity so I am going to pull this part of the story from Phillip's New Blog just because this is a long as entry already so I could use the break....

"as we were walking down the street a friend of mine walked by and i had said hi and we were talking for a quick minute and then this is were WONDER FOXX came out. my friends lil cunty ass bitch friend was like OH NO WE DONT HAVE TIME TO TALK WITH YOU! Then out of no where... a phone was thrown and jacket and WONDER FOXX came and chased that bitch down the street with arms swinging and I'm like please pick his stuff up and give it to me and i kept chatting like nothing was going on and they're telling me to stop my friend and I'm like no cause your friends shouldnt have said that to me and my friend kyle is crazy and so when your friends beat up then ill tell him to stop :) anyways my friend left and i went to kyle and he said bitch i beat that cunt up and i was dieing laughing then i said lets go back to Lime for one more shot and we did and left walking down the street trying to find trevor and the crew cause they had left cause kyle could'nt get them in to The Bar and yeah i just find that stupid and immature and that they got upset for that but anyways we were walking and i seen my boy dak ramesy and jesse zane we made out and then me and kyle got into a big thing about him leaving me to be with trevor and do things with him and this weekend was all about no boyz or menz but then when trevor came around i was in the dust and that made me feel like shit and then i started to cry and he did and then i did and he did lol it was emotional for us and then i called dak again to tell him if we could stay with him and he said no cause he's styaing with a friend and i was like aight we will get home then and so then he started to talk to kyle and there was a lil problem and there was almost round 2 of WONDER FOXX but instead we just walked more but got some cheetos and doritos and sprit and walked down more....."

So yea I was feeling a bit rowdy that night but it was all good. I fucked that boy up so bad his friends had to carry him, I don't know what came over me but that boy learned not to run his mouth that day at least not to us. We kept walking down as we were trying to hail a cab and came across this woman in a wheelchair who had been trying for hours to get a cab so we hailed one and gave it to her. In return she handed us some "special candy" that she had got from the pot clinic. Let me tell you that this candy FUCKED US UP EVEN MORE! It was all downhill form there. We stopped and bought some Cheetos and Doritos then ended up fighting and throwing them at each other. We split up and Phillip decided to walk back to the house and I grabbed a cab which ended up being a 72 dollar ride when it only should have been a 10 dollar ride, all because I was so fucked up and didn't know where I was going.

Once we got home Phillip and I cried again and made up with each other. Then we crawled into our pajama bottoms and ended up laying on the couch together to fall asleep. We were so fucked up that Phillip swore he saw someone at the top of te stairs staring at us and I kept thinking I saw someone walk by the couch so I would jump up swinging and then pass right back out. It was definitely a crazy night but it had nothing on what was to come. The story about the festival takes the cake!

To Be Continued......

Next: Sunday | Friends:Festival:Snapple

San Francisco Pride | The Beginning

OKAY DAMMIT.....

Here's how this recap is going to go down. It was a very eventful weekend so we are going to break this down by nightly recaps. Each progressively worse than the night before so I am sure there will be enough to keep it interesting. I have been dreading this blog entry for about the past week but I decided I better go ahead and get this fucker out of the way before I get too far behind and say fuck it. Which would honestly suck because this was definitely a weekend like no other. Now ya'll know I have had some fairly wild weekends but I really think this was the most out of control. I am just glad Angel wasn't there for the whole thing because he still won't let me live down CockBlock last Halloween so I am not trying to give her any new ammunition!

However, before we start the official recap I have got to explain to you the HELL I went through at LAX Friday afternoon with my flight to San Francisco. My flight was with Virgin America which I had checked in prior to arriving so I just grabbed my boarding pass and went through security which took a little time since I was at Terminal 6 where all the major airline gates are located for the most part. Well when I reached my gate I noticed that the flight info displayed didn't match my boarding pass so I found a gate agent to see what was up. The poor boy helping me was visibly frustrated and trying his best to maintain a friendly presence which made me feel so bad for the cutie. After checking my reservation he informed me that the flight had been canceled but that they could get me on the next Southwest flight which would have me arriving in San Francisco about 30 minutes later than my original flight so it was no biggie. After gathering my things I proceeded to head to the Southwest terminal (Terminal 1 clear across the airport) while walking away I could hear several people yelling and screaming at the boy like there was anything else he could do.

**Some people would much rather just dwell on an issue than embrace it and work past it, I don't understand.

So as I am boarding the plane I call Phillip Ashton, who was kicking it at a friends house until I arrived, just to tell him what happened and that I was going to be a little behind schedule. The flight was short and sweet with only a half cabin and two beautiful boys for flight attendants. I would say that it was a blessing in disguise going through all that because I doubt it could have gotten any better than the flight I was on! After landing I made my way to the ground transportation escalator where I found my friend John waiting for me, faithfully standing in the front smiling waiting to greet me. John had dinner reservations at this lovely restaurant called Palomino so we had to swing by his house to drop off my things and change real quick then head straight to dinner.

Dinner was amazing. Let me just tell you that I love to eat and the only thing I love more than eating, is eating good food. The penne pasta with seasoned chicken breast was my choice of entree and it was lovely. Along with dinner I tried 3 different Mojitos and sipped on a glass of wine so I was feeling pretty nice when we wrapped up dinner and started the trip to pick up Phillip from Oakland. I have to admit that at first I was a little concerned how things would turn out as far as incorporating my P.I.C. who knows my wild and crazy side with John who knows my more reserved and professional side. When Phillip hopped in the Cayenne there was a nervous breathe in my throat that was being held until I was able to see that John was comfortable talking and laughing with Phillip which was a big relief.

So 10 minutes after getting back to the house I was like "Let's Get It Going" and so we went out to this little hole in the wall club called JET, this club is the shit and is by far my favorite bar in San Francisco! So we go in and I instantly round up some shots and drinks. Phillip turned around for a few seconds and before he turned back around I already had drinks so he was like "Damn! Okay lets drink!" The bartender was cute she did us really good and knew how to get a bitch fucked up! So with the first round gone went to the bathroom fixed up our faces and pissed side by side before round 2. Around this time we were pretty fucking LIT so we made our way to the dance floor for a few songs then out of no where decided we wanted to go somewhere else.


We started walking talking shit to people and then outta no where who pops up? Lex Sabre and CJ yay!! So we stop and talk for a minute or so and then head to Harveys. For those of you who aren't familiar with Harvey's you have no idea what you are missing. It is like Basix in West Hollywood meets Hamburger Mary's with a splash of Moe's from the Simpsons. Of course we hit the bar immediately and the bartender was cute until he gave Phillip a hard time about his ID. He had said "Lemme see your ID." Phillip was slightly irritated at this point because he had just got a hard time at the door from the security dude and then had to hear it from the bartender right off the bat. "Why? They checked it at the door! If I wasn't 21 why would they let me in?" The bartender then turned to me and was like "Okay I'll get you one shot and one drink" rather than the two cocktails and two shots I had ordered. I then was like girl just show him the ID! Anywho back to JET we went where we had I think one more drink and danced a few songs and it was cute we was up on stage shaking out asses and all then the club was almost over so we wanted to stroll by Boy Bar but by that time the club had ended and we didn't know what to do or where to go? We were trying to find the after party but no luck instead we sat in front of this store and talked shit to people. They didn't say not a damn word! So John came and got us and we went home where we talked about the nights events and then to some avacados for Phillip and I had my pasta from dinner!

To Be Continued........

NEXT: Saturday | Shopping:Foreplay:Fights