Humorous Baked Goods

"Happy Failed Abortion"

Now I saw this cake the other day when I was filtering through some images for my blog. How fucked up is this dude, I mean getting an abortion is bad enough but can you imagine going to get one and it failing. Although as bad as it may be I can so imagine me baking a cake like this *wink*

Subliminal Message Tee

I couldn't help but notice the other night while out with the group that my dear friend Brandon Baker had a shirt on that had greek lettering on the back which resembled both E and K. Not that I would ever imply anything just saying that it reminded me of a time about a year ago when he was so drunk that I could of believed that he was on more than just alcohol thats for sure. Good times with my buddies!

Kind Hearted Fool

::The Unthinkable::

Don't ask me how it happened but somehow I have gained custody of Bastian Knight again in my house. From what I gather he now lives back in Arizona with his mother but bought a one way ticket to Los Angeles to do Live & Raw with Antonio Milan and was going to use that money to get his ticket back. Well that show was canceled so obviously he was unable to buy his ticket back and was stranded at my house. Well then I offered to do a duo with him on my Live & Raw show which Channel 1 wasn't really interested in doing. So Bastian has been stuck at my house for the past week or so, but no worries because he is leaving tomorrow to go stay with another friend. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Afraid Of Safety

Condoms Strike Fear At Iowa College
by The Associated Press

Posted: April 28, 2007 - 8:00 am ET

(Ankeny, Iowa) Several classrooms at Des Moines Area Community College were evacuated after college officials became nervous about a suspicious package.

College officials called police and postal inspectors after the box was delivered Thursday.

What they found inside wasn't a bomb - it was a box containing 500 condoms.

The package was sent to a teacher of a human sexuality class, and was sent by a person who had been a previous speaker at the class, said Rob Denson, the college's president.

::Chi Chi Larue:: Playing Dirty

::Twister:: Well for the past few weeks my friend Tripp Rawburts who works the camera for Live & Raw has been trying to get something in the works as far as playing games on the show. Well it seems that all the hard work has paid off because next month I am scheduled to be in a 3 hour duo with Tyler Mason in which we will play naked twister before I fuck him and finish off with me fisting him with a lovely pair of hott pink gloves that Tripp has bought for the occasion. It should be really lovely.

::The Show:: This will be the first time in which Chi Chi Larue herself will be hosting with me, I must say that I am both excited and a bit nervous. I am planning on doing a lot of shaping up before the show so that I am as near perfect as can be haha. I have worked side by side with Chi Chi on set and on movies but Live & Raw needs a little spicing up and Chi Chi is making it a point to mix thing up a little bit. It should be quite fun.

Warning Label

:: Caution ::

It's no secret that at times I am unable to control my emotions. I was diagnosed with Bipolar Personailty Disorder before I was even in high school. Those who don't know me just see me as an asshole with an attitude. Although I will admit I can have an attitude, I am not an asshole at heart. I am hoping that one day it'll be easier for me to express myself without losing control, it'd be so much easier.

Guilty Pleasure

Mmmm Mmmm Good

__I know that I really shouldn't be indulging in such a unhealthy treat but I can't help it. Taco Bell has got the best Zesty Nachos ever made I swear, and the best part is they are only 99 cents for the time being. How fucking fabulous is that. I'm working on getting my body back to it's former shape and toning it a little but it's hard to do with temptations like this. I'm going to blame it on Angel Benton however. Angel gave me an American Express gift card for my birthday and it comes in handy for those late night cravings.

DAMN YOU ANGEL BENTON

Soak Up The Sun

| Pool Party |

__There is no better place to have a pool party than in the desert and Phoenix had the perfect weather for diving in the pool. It's still early in the season so the water was a bit chilly at first but with that hot sun beating down on us we quickly got more comfortable with the brisk temperature of the water. It's funny how things worked out because it surely wasn't planned.

__I was in Phoenix visiting a few friends of mine for the weekend just to get away for a bit before my birthday. My phone rang and it was my friend Tom who lives in San Diego and is responsible for all the great photo's of me, and his friend Eric. They were in Phoenix for the weekend as well only a few miles away. Naturally I insisted they come by and hang out for a while. Well what was suppose to be a few beers and some convo turned into a scandalous pool party with hott naked boys. Tom is such a sweetheart and I love him dearly for all that he does and I don't just mean for me I mean in general. Here's some photo's to recap the event.

Really Now

Picture it Sicily 1930 ....


Okay okay so it wasn't Sicily nor was it anywhere in the 1900's. I'm sure most of you are aware of where this comes from though. On the show Golden Girls Sophia always references her dreams to sometime in Sicily, her home land.





I Had A Dream...

__I don't always have dreams these days. Actually they are few and far in between now that I've gotten older, but when I do dream it's always something that sticks in my mind and riddles me crazy. Last nights dream really caused me to do some thinking about myself and about my life. They say that your dreams always have meaning and that you should read into them. So I am dying to know what comes of this.

Boys | Roller Skates | Scandal | Betrayal

__Okay so in my dream I am a drag queen who works at a skating rink/pizza place waiting tables high whore drag. Through out the course of my dream I keep meeting these guys I think I like at the skating rink and end up dating them. The first guy I dated was great but he totally lied to me about who he was and what he was about. Nothing too serious but I have always been big on principle and I wasn't happy with being lied to so I broke up with him.

__The same thing happens with the other two guys only one of them cheats on me and the other is totally mean to me. All three of them left me feeling the same way, funny thing is the way I felt in the dream is the way I feel towards men in my everyday life. Okay so one day in the dream I get off work and head home. I have to walk so I do alot of thinking on the way to my house. Well to put it quite bluntly I commit suicide when I get home because I can't handle it anymore. This is the part of the dream when I woke up abruptly in a cold sweat wondering what the hell just happened.

| My Analysis |

__ Well to start off with one of the main things that confused me in the beginning, I believe the reason behind my being in drag in my dream has alot to do with my low self esteem. Drag queens endure alot of ridicule and hardship and sometimes result in a lower self steem. The fact that I am a waiter tells me that I spend alot of time catering to others needs and sometimes put myself second, and the fact that I work on roller skates tells me that I some how find a balance in taking care of the needs of both myself and others.

__ Now the whole concept of multiple relationships with boys is a whole different story because it tells me that I was unable to find happiness in each of them. Each breakup left me with different feelings that I can relate to even now. The liar left me feeling naive and gullible, the cheater left me feeling undesirable and insecure, and the asshole left me feeling distraught and perplexed. These are feelings that I experience in every relationship in my life.

__ The ending is quite simple to sum up. The long walk home is reference to the long road it took me to get to where I am today. As for the suicide, well that represents the point in my life where I felt like I was at the end of my rope and couldn't take it anymore. This would be the point in my life where I decided to put dating and romance on hold because I didn't know how to handle the emotions I was flooded with every time. Now thats a dream for you !!!!!

Birthday Blessings

WooooHoooo

Guess Who's 21

Happy Birthday......




__ Last night was definitely one for the books let me tell you. I am blessed with so many good friends and I am thankful for all the efforts they made to ensure I had a pleasant birthday experience. First off Justin and Travis are so sweet, I mean they went out of his way to show me a great time from the moment I woke up with to a birthday cake illuminating with 21 candles. Then we went to all the places I couldn't get into prior to my being of age. I cruised several bars and clubs early in the night. So it should come to no surprise that I was trashed before night fall. Between Fuel, Fiesta, and The Abbey I think we spent well over a couple hundred big ones, but hey you only turn 21 once right!?!?

__ After I returned to the house around 8 or so to relax for a bit and then got a call from the lovely Brandon Baker. Now if I had expected anyone to forget about my birthday it would have definitely been Brandon. I love him dearly but we all know he couldn't make it to his own funeral on time if he even made it at all *Love you babe*. After he went home and took a shower the beautiful boy took me to a lovely dinner at P.F. Changs which included a really delicious Mojito drink and some awesome conversation. I really enjoy hanging out with Brandon...I really wish we could do it more often. Afterwards we went to his house to watch a screening of the new release Boy Culture which portrays the life of an escort who doesn't know how to handle falling in love. It's a really great movie. When it was all said and done the lovely Angel Benton gave me a ride back to my house since he was leaving the Porno Palace as well.

__ I must admit that although I miss my family like crazy, I still had a lovely time this year. There was a little doubt in my mind that I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself as it was my first year I spent my birthday away from my friends and family back home but hey I had a blast. When I stop and think about it... I am really blessed with some wonderful people in my life that make the unpleasant journey at times that much easier.

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Over The Limit

[ Kyle Foxxx ]

Thanksgiving 2006
Los Angeles, CA

" Okay so I may have had one drink too many, but it was still a fabulous night."