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FUCK SPEED RACER

In case you haven't figured out already I am not that thrilled about the new Speed Racer movie. It's not that I have anything against the story as I was a big fan of the cartoon and loved the idea when I first heard they were making a live action movie. However I was looking forward to seeing Rose McGowan play the role of Trixie which was the original plan, but the studio made the last minute decision to give the role to someone else which I'm sure happens all the time but their reasoning is what really put me over the edge.




The studio released a statement saying they were afraid that Rose McGowan's fans wouldn't recognize her because she had undergone too much plastic surgery and no longer looked like the same girl. I can understand being concerned about the following of the stars of the movie, but to throw in the plastic surgery bit was totally uncalled for. Rose's appearance has indeed improved over the years but it hasn't been such a dramatic change that you can't see that it's her. Her looks have just changed with the times and she has gone a new direction with her appearance, even if she has had some work done it isn't something over the top or too much.

** Early Rose Days ** ** Rose These Days **

I am aware that this of course has nothing to do with me but being that I absolutely adore Rose in every thing she does, it would be impossible for me to enjoy the movie knowing what could have been. Although I have always enjoyed Cristina Ricci's work as well I just don't think she was right for the role. So in efforts to take a personal stand in the matter I am not going to see the movie and will get many of my friends to do the same, please note that I am aware that it wouldn't really do much but it is more for my piece of mind than anything.

Upcomming Live Show

Channel 1 Releasing
Live & Raw
Kyle Foxxx

I know it's been quite a long time since I have done any work but I figured doing a Live & Raw show wouldn't really be breaking my sabbatical. I always enjoy doing shows with Channel 1 because I love the chat op and we always have such a great time. This will be the only thing I have done on camera in over a year because I am trying to take a little break and get some things together as far as my look goes. I am sure after I get my body fat percentage down a little more I will be right back on the scene.

My New Obsession

Grindhouse Double-Feature

That's right dammit both Grindhouse features have finally come out on DVD and I now own them both. Death Proof was the first to be released and I must say that it's definitely no where near as good as Planet Terror and I'm not just saying that because I am in love with Rose McGowan but it personifies girl power which I am all about! I absolutely love the special features that come with both movies but the commentary is just brilliant with Robert Rodriguez.

I never got to see the film when it was in theaters because my schedule didn't permit me the spare time then but now I can watch it anytime I want. Planet Terror is more of the sci-fi thriller about a zombie breakout that is taking over the world, kinda Resident Evil meets From Dusk Till Dawn if you catch my drift. Rose McGowan plays a girl named Cherry who loses her leg to a zombie and replaces it with a machine gun FUCKING HOTT!!!!! Death Proof is more of an action thriller about this man who use to be a stunt driver and gets his jollies stalking and killing girls with his car. Personally I thought this film was very drawn out and just dragged on for far too damn long but that's just me.

::Review:: Bi Bi American Pie 13

Bi Bi American Pie 13 DVD

| DVD | 2006 | 110 Mins

Director: Angela D Angelo
Studio: Legend
Cast: Cherry Poppins, Felony, Zoe Matthews, Tom Moore, Kyle Foxxx, Little Billy, Little Jimmy Young, Chris Dano

::Kyle's Review::

Cherry Poppins would love to see her husband Tom Moore screw another dude. She suspects he may be diddling a gay coworker, and drops by Tom's work unannounced. Sure enough, before her arrival we see Tom, shirt unbuttoned and hard cock hanging (pointing, actually) out of his open fly, poking it into the mouth of a dude (Kyle Foxxx) reclining across the desk. They're on their lunch break, and Tom playfully rubs his dickhead on the half-eaten donut he's holding. Tom is big and burly, with a shaved head and piercings in his ears and nipples. He talks trash to Kyle as he fucks his face. She walks in just as Tom has pulled down Kyle's pants and is slapping his slender ass.

Kyle sucks on Cherry's strap-on as Tom slowly enters his ass. As they fuck, Tom continues the verbal abuse and smacks Kyle's ass, eliciting moans and groans of pleasure. When Cherry goes around to take her turn on Kyle's ass, Tom kneels on the desk and shoves his prick in Kyle's mouth "to shut him up" (he'd been moaning that Cherry's dildo was "so big"). They flip slender Kyle onto his back, and Tom plugs him again before Cherry takes another turn. Cherry takes Kyle's place on the desktop, and hubby Tom gives her a passionate fuck (Kyle looks on, stroking his hard cock). Tom orders Kyle to kneel nearby, then pulls out from fucking Cherry and squirts cum all over his face. His cheek still dripping cum, Kyle strokes himself off alongside the desk.

Now With A Little Extra

::Axe Bodyspray::

__I am sure most have you have seen the new advertisements for Axe Bodyspray featuring the Bom Chicka WahWah slogan. Not only is it a catchy advertising approach but the commercials are absolutely hilarious to me. I don't know what it is about them but they crack me up every time. The one in particular that gets me going is the black girl in the grocery market. In the beginning she is pushing like her grandma in the chair but lets go to flirt with some guy. It's hilarious...

::Review:: Latinolicious

Latinolicious DVD

| DVD | 2007 | 110 Mins

Studio: Latin Heat
Director: Paul Barresi
Cast: Nickolay Petrov, Mario Cruz, Dominick Rider, Judd Prescott, Jherrad, Kyle Foxxx, Hench Ramos

::Kyle's Review::

__Detainees Jherrad Lopez (nice looking with short brown hair and tall/toned body) and Kyle Foxxx (cute with a black pompadour, cool sideburns, and toned/smooth body) are locked in the interrogation room with nothing on their minds except gettin' off and gettin' out. Jherrad stands up and unzips his tight blue jeans revealing his dark trimmed pubes, and hard cut cock. Kyle deep throats that fucker jacking the shaft and nursing the pink knob. Kyle obviously digs sucking cock as he slobbers up and down his pal's meat pole as Jherrad fucks his hungry mouth. Jherrad grabs Kyle's hard clipped cock working the shaft and deep throating all the way down to those closely trimmed pubes. Kyle bends over the table allowing Jherrad to munch down on his tight shaved bunghole licking the pucker. "Eat my hole! Yeah!"

__Jherrad fucks Kyle in the missionary position (with condom) sliding quickly in and out as Kyle moans and fills the room with heavy breathing. Switching to the side/missionary and then doggy style positions, Jherrad puts his pal through a compete butt pounding lesson with fast hard strokes. Jherrad shoots a large wet load on Kyle's chest and stomach. Kyle shoots a very large thick load of spooge on his stomach and pubes. Hot fucking load!

::My Thoughts::

__ I must say that seeing a good review on this movie really puts a smile on my face. Filming this movie was absolutely hell and I'm sure you can read about it if you look back a few months on my blog. It took two long days of filming and alot of fighting and arguing with good ol Paul. I love him to death but he can hard to work for sometimes.

::Review:: Rebel

Rebel (DVD)

| DVD | 2007 | 135 Mins |

Studio: Bel Ami
Director: Marty Stevens
Cast: Paul Valery, Troy Allen, Keith Johansson, Ben Keaton, Hans Klee, Billy Neeson, Naill Phoenix, Colin Reeves, Danny Saradon

::Rebel's Review::

"Paul Valery is the new bad boy at Bel Ami. Well, actually he's the first bad boy at Bel Ami - with big brown puppy dog eyes, the attitude of a hip hop star, and a huge cock that is simply out of this world.
He does what he wants. He gets what he wants. Wild, unpredictable, uncontrollable. His sexual tastes are wide and varied. He back-talks the directors, takes over directing his own scenes, makes fun of the cameramen, and gives one of the most unihibited and natural performances seen in long time. Right from the opening solo scene and the pounding he gives Keith Johansson through his self-directed four-way suck scene, the trip to Greece with his fuck buddy Hans Klee and their exploits with Troy Allen, there is never a dull moment.

Rebel shows this rebel in all his unconventional glory. Destined to become a classic, Rebel will have you hard from beginning to end!"

::Review:: Hard & Ready

Hard & Ready (DVD)
| DVD | 2006 | 150 Mins |

Studio: All Worlds Video
Director: Uncredited
Starring: Brandon, David Mots, Emil, Filip Chech, Jan Lasto, Jenda, Jirka Lukes, Josef, Karel Lenz, Karel Rok, Peter, Petr Musil, Rick, Robert, Tomas Kasa, Tomas Patrik

::Review:: The Reaping

The Reaping (USA)

Rated R | 2007 | 96 Mins

Genre: Horror/Thriller
Director: Stephen Hopkins
Starring: Hilary Swank, David Morrissey, Idris Elba, AnnaSophia Robb, Stephen Rea, William Ragsdale.





__In my opinion this was an amazing piece of work. There is no doubt in my mind that I would watch this movie again if given the chance. I will definitely be owning it when it comes on DVD. The movie has a lot to do with religion so I'm sure there is going to be some controversy around it at some point.

__Hilary Swank plays Katherine a Christian missionary that lost her faith when her family was murdered by the locals she was trying to help, now she has made it her life mission to rule out the belief of religious phenomenon. After experiencing what seems like religious phenomenon, a small town seeks her help to find answers. When she is no longer able to provide scientific evidence to explain the phenomenon she is forced to investigate other options.

__As she begins to have difficulty explaining the occurrences with scientific evidence, she realizes she may have to search deeper within herself and reclaim her faith if she is ever to understand the omens surrounding her.

::The Plagues::

1. (Exodus 7:14-25) rivers and other water sources turned to blood ('Dam')
2. (Exodus 7:26-8:11) amphibians (commonly believed to be frogs) ('Tsfardeia')
3. (Exodus 8:12-15) Gnats ('Kinim')
4. (Exodus 8:16-28) Flies, ('Arov')
5. (Exodus 9:1-7) disease on livestock ('Dever')
6. (Exodus 9:8-12) unhealable boils ('Shkhin')
7. (Exodus 9:13-35) hail mixed with fire ('Barad')
8. (Exodus 10:1-20) locusts ('Arbeh')
9. (Exodus 10:21-29) darkness ('Choshech')
10. (Exodus 11:1-12:36) death of the firstborn ('Makat Bechorot')

::Industry News:: Link

:: LINK The Evolution::

__It’s a wrap for Chi Chi ‘s latest leather epic “Link: The Evolution.” The “Link” series returns after a six-year hiatus with 32, yes, you read that correctly, 32 hot Channel 1 guys for Chi Chi to put through their piggy paces.




__ The movie, filmed, appropriately, in an old meat packing plant, headlines All Worlds Exclusive Tommy Blade (right), along with Rascal guys Johnny Hazzard, Tyler Riggz, Cole Ryder, Eddie Diaz and Blake Riley, along with a couple of newbies, Robert Thorn and Nick Moretti. Oh – and Bobby Williams is back after his own hiatus from movie-making, along with Kevin Miles, from the “Final Link” film. Chi Chi blogs the movie with lots of behind-the-scenes dirt at the Channel 1 site.

Workin Boy

Lights...Camera...ACTION!

I made my return to the porn set this weekend. There has been so much on my mind lately so I decided to take a break from it all and clear my mind. Although I was able to relax and ease my mind it was hard to get back in the swing of things when I returned.

::The Scene::

__The scene went by very slowly. It was a total mess but we made it work. To start I was suppose to bottom but at the request of the other model I was asked to top. That's cool because that's less I have to worry about. The scene was going smooth in the beginning. We were done with dialogue and oral in no time. The room we were filming in was tiny so the temperature was boiling by the time we got to intercourse.

__The intercourse started out fine but went downhill in like two seconds. The other model wasn't letting me in and kept pushing me out which frustrated me a bit. After I get in and going he complains and wants to change position. He rolled onto his back to do missionary but because of his body type it would be hard for the camera to get a shot unless I bent back held myself up with one hand and held his leg up with the other. I told him that it was going to be hard for me to do that and stay hard because it was so much but he bitched so much that I just gave in and did it anyway. So because of his stubborn ass I had to fuck in five minute intervals because I would lose my edge from all the strain on my body.

::Review:: Rein 'Em In

Rein 'Em In (DVD)

| DVD | 2007 | 108 Min |

Studio: Unzipped Video
Director: Doug Jeffries
Starring: T.J. Young, Tommy Blade, Steve Carlisle, Blake Riley, Dean Campbell, Eddie Diaz, Sledge Sawyer, Kyle Lewis




Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys–unless you want them horny as a rabid prairie dog and looking for nasty action to satisfy their needs. Hmm, on second thought…

The cowboys and wranglers who sidle up to the bar at Rawhide are looking for good ol’, down-and-dirty fun. And raunchy action is what these caballeros get and give. With its Western theme, a diverse cast of men, and four hot scenes, Rein ’Em In has a little of something for every buckeroo.

The camerawork and a sense of humor make this a bone-inducing flick. And with hot newcomers like Tommy Blade, Blake Riley, and Dean Campbell, you’ll be howling, “Giddy-up!”

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