::Picture This:: Christina Aguilera Being Shady

Okay....so I am starting this new section of my blog titled PICTURE THIS which will be me giving you a visual of something that would just be out of control. This one comes to you form my friend Phillip Ashton who has a video on his Myspace of Christina Aguilera and The Pussycat Dolls singing Nasty Naughty Boy on Christina's tour. Now if you listen carefully you can hear Nicole from Pussycat Dolls trying to out sing Christina at one point.

Picture This!!!

Your coming from the concert and walkin around back of the building where the buses are. As you round the corner and all you see is Christina Aguilera in full face and still in costume, kneeling down beside the Pussycat Dolls tour buss letting the air out of the tire. As you watch she is rotating her head making sure no one is watching and all you can hear is the *pssssssssssssss* of the air being let out of the tire. When you finally get recognized in the shadows...she runs off and all you can hear is the *clicky click* of her heels down the pavement.

Humorous Baked Goods

"Happy Failed Abortion"

Now I saw this cake the other day when I was filtering through some images for my blog. How fucked up is this dude, I mean getting an abortion is bad enough but can you imagine going to get one and it failing. Although as bad as it may be I can so imagine me baking a cake like this *wink*

Excuse To Drink

Now I don't like to think of myself of an alcoholic or anything but there are times when I have to stop for a minute and be like "WHOA! Simmer down now." Today when Travis came home from work I had noticed that we were running low on drinks and the house and there were no tea bags or sugar to make sweet tea, other than the water pitcher the only thing in the fridge to drink was a full bottle of Jack Daniels that I had gotten as a gift but since I don't drink whiskey it just sits in there. After I drank the last of the sweet tea I looked at Travis and said...

"Well we're out of tea so I guess I have to drink Jack Daniels!"

Hidden Identity

Vanessa (The Sea Witch)

For those of you who have known me for some time, I am sure you know about my love for The Little Mermaid. It has always been humorous to me how I can make reference to most all my friends with a character in that movie.





You know when I first met Angel Benton I thought he was more like Max (the prince's sheep dog) because he was very wise and saw everything that was hapening but no one listened to him. Now that I have gotten to know him a little better Angel is more like Vanessa who is Ursula's human form. Beautiful and enchanting on the outside but evil and vindictive on the inside. There is no better way to describe her than this clip itself....

There's Treachery Afoot

Slightly Agitated.....

That's about the only way I can describe the feeling I got the other night at the New Years party when I received a uncalled for comment from Fabrice (a Brandon's boyfried for those who may have forgotten). Now this wasn't the first random comment I received from Fabrice that pertained to Brandon and my former relationship.

"You know I'm comfortable with you sitting that close because I have him now."

Now I'm no psychiatrist or anything but the only reason that I can think of that this would come up would be out of some sort of insecurity. Which makes no sense because if Fabrice was so worried about having Brandon now, then he wouldn't disappear into a bathroom with some random boy New Years night right after bitching at Brandon for not giving him enough attention. I think Brandon should add another URL to his collection....

WWW.USELESSINSECURITIES.COM

Advertising Humor

Hillshire Farms

__Once again I came across a commercial that I just had to share with everyone. When I saw this for the first time I fell out laughing and continued to laugh for several moments after. There's nothing too special about it I guess but I must admit that I think of Travis every time I see this damn thing.

Over The Limit

[ Kyle Foxxx ]

Thanksgiving 2006
Los Angeles, CA

" Okay so I may have had one drink too many, but it was still a fabulous night."

Feel The Love

Broken Hearts.......

__ For Valentines Day my friend and photographer Tom had come to town in order to hang out and take some pictures of me. He brought a few props to use in the photo's which included a few inflatable plastic bubble thingys and a whole bag of balloons that are in the shape of hearts. We blew up the balloons which took a little while for us to learn the correct way to inflate them to make them look right. For days afterwards I had these balloons in the house all blown up, it was a pain in the ass to store them. So last night Travis and I finally deflated them, when we finished we looked at the bed and saw a pile of broken hearts. It reminds me of how I feel every year around this time!

House Party

__ The other night was a very depressing day for me, I am not really into the whole valentines day thing ya know. Love has burned me in the ass more than once and I'm not too sure I want to go through that whole thing again. Well the other night Travis and I started partying at the house and watching some movies. The first game we started to play was to take a shot every time Miranda said "That's All" in the movie Devilo Wears Prada. Needless to say we were trashed by the middle of the movie. Here are some photo's of us laying and rolling around on the floor. Good times......

Baked Goods

__ Travis was in a Susie Home Maker kind of mood today and started to bake cookies again. The other batches he had baked have all turned out well and have been really tasty. When he finished this batch of cookies, he took them out of the oven and let them cool before bringing a small plate to the table to share. Travis had the pleasure of trying the first one which obviously wasn't what he expected from the face he had made, i was lucky enough to snap a photo to savor the moment.

Fucking Fags

I Want Candy

Rose McGowan
AKA
Satan In Heels

__This movie has been out for some now, I think I first saw it when I was in high school. It's a great movie in my eyes, although it is a bit campy but still you can't help but love it. The thing I like most about the movie has to be Rose McGowan's character, Courtney. Her nickname in the movie is Satan In Heels and she works that title god dammit. Still I don't quite get how someone can choke to death on a jaw breaker, I mean I have had larger things than that plunged down my throat and I'm still alive to tell the story !?!?!?